For Covers

Of the post below of course!

To those that came and read all the shouldn't-be-there-words, i apologized and thank you(what turf apologize and thank you?!)a lot for bearing with my rant. To come to the think of it, you all came willingly! Lol~ So i take back my apologies can?, cause i sound retard there, apologizing and thank you-ing at the same time! xD

To those too that wanders, yes, he is a GUY/MAN/BOY whatever, i don't care but not a girl for sure! Ah gua? I don't know! Go figure! Hehehe~
Met up with YingZi today! Wasn't suppose to go loiter around malls and arcading cause i said i want to eat up my Mac and then sit there and stuff my fat face with books, lecture note and tutorials that i have yet to had the time to go study on it. Well, it lasted for a good two hours or so, till the gang arrives! Then i even tried to hint that i want to sit there and study then they come pick me up what turf when they are ready to go to the OTHER mall. Alas, my determination wasn't strong enough and got lured into the Hell of Loitering! HAHA!

I PARA PARA PARADISED TODAY!
MAD HAPPY CAN!
WANTED TO LEARN IT LIKE SINCE DON'T KNOW WHEN!

But none of my friends knew! And now all thanks to YingZi! She damn awesome ok! Looking at her getting all ready to slap her hands sideways back forth up down, instanly i know that she is CLUBBING KAKI!!!!
She super good at Para Para Paradise! But don't know Dance Dance Revolution! Aww~ Nevermind! Jess can teach! Lol~

AWESOME DUDE IN PURPLE!


WHITE GIRL SO KAWAII!

Ar!! So awesome! I have got to practice more! Ciau people!

MSN DickHeads

I know that i don't blog as often as i do last time and i shouldn't make my small comeback with a rant but WITHOUT this incident, thus i wouldn't be blogging today. You can either choose to read or just shut up and not read. Yes, will be filled with all words cause i don't want to disgust myself to my own blog if i post this dickhead's pictures here.

My MSN isn't that confidential at all since i post it at my Facebook. Ok~ ONLY at facebook. And maybe Friendster? Yes, i once Friendster-ed, but i gave up on it now cause it's just so boring. Adding and got added by people that i don't know. Fond memories were built there with a Sabah chic that i have not met before.
So yea. Long ago, think it was two years back when i still Friendster, someone that goes by the name Toro88 added me up. I am the kind of person that i will just approve and i don't stream friends, cause if i do stream then what is the purpose of me having a Friendster account if i were to mix back with the people that i know, right?

Then this Toro88 added me on msn. Now remembering that i HAD NEVER EVER posted my MSN there before, so how the heck he know my MSN shall remain as a mystery even to myself. I am all obliged for new people to add me up just for a chat or you just want to pour your heart out to a total stranger you do not know, then that is fine with me as long as i am free to hear your heart out. Cause i treat my MSN as a platform to stay in contact with friends that i made all this 19 years that i live and i heart them ALL. Nevertheless, there are still plenty of rooms for new mates, maybe i could find my soulmate too. Lol what turf, back to the story.
Toro88 started his very first conversation by saying "HI" to me and i replied in the same manner, thinking that this must be someone that i know cause he did not put a picture and all i see was the old msn's blue man.

The conversation for the day went on and on aimlessly and quite useless, to me, which was about how sad he was not having any girlfriends till this day. I assume he is 19 years old too at that time cause he said he know some of the people that i know but i pretended that i did not know them when i was talking to Toro88. Then got quite fed up with his whining of the same topic after 3 days(yes he chat with me for 3 days continously), i then asked to have a look at his picture. Here, i have to note that i don't make friends by looks, i made friends with ALL that i feel that i can click with. So, he told me that he actually added me on Friendster and so i went and checked. Terrible, fugly looking, trying to be goth but failed boy. Instantly the word "DESPO" and "INSANE" filled my mind, but i continued convos with him through MSN for a week, daily that is, on the same fucking NO-GF topic! Mahai! Not my business!

Suddenly he said that he actually seen me in real life before! Then i went like "what turf! since when I see you before! ninaubu, don't pretend close lo" in my heart la. What shocked me most is that, he CLAIMS to be my first love, Teck Yuan's cousin!! *shows middle finger* You think i wouldn't know my then bf's family members ar?! I was with him for blardy 2 years ok! I have seen and know everyone in the family ok excluding those that had passed away that is.
Trying to play along, i said "No way! I don't believe, ok then you tell me what is Teck Yuan's surname, then i might believe..", and knowing that wouldn't solve the mystery, he KNOWS Teck Yuan's surname. Predictable. If Toro88 were in the same high school with me then he would SURELY know me and my then bf, cause we were like the two most popular person that who happens to love then be with each other, we were like the Super Couples then. xD *slaps self out of memories*

Not enough with the claimings, he even "screwed" my mind by saying MY surname! Yes! My blardy no-one-knows-or-remember-surname cause it was said to be "unique" then. I was so awestruck that i feel it is creepy so i stopped talking to him since then. But he kept "HI" me everyday without fail and all i did was just scroll my mouse to the top corner right and press X. End of story.
Weeks later when i went out for outings with my babes, the high school babes, one of them asked me whether i know Toro88 or not! Whether you believe it or no, i felt like i was in some horror film entitled "Invisible Stalker" something like that the moment she mentioned the name. Then i also cuak and tell her all about it, which then she told me almost the same thing. The part where Toro88 knows and is Teck Yuan's cousin. This babe of mine was closer to Teck Yuan than me to him cause they were schoolmates since kindergarten, so i asked her whether the "cousin thing" is true or a make up. She blardy hell said NO ok~

TORO88 IS OBVIOUSLY A STALKER RIGHT??!
HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SCHOOLING AT MY SCHOOL THEN NOW CLAIMING SHITS.

After a year, he still continued to "HI" me till today where i have made up my mind to give him a piece of my mind. Though a single "HI" on the MSN would not cost me money and all i can do is just a scroll and a click but hell, you messed with the wrong side of Victoria today. I think i am PMS-ing, fyi.
He "HI"-ed as usual. Then i replied, "Can you stop msn-ing me?! I don't even know you and it is annoying ok." *shows middle finger* He then replied, "LCLY. Fuck" -_________________-
My patients has it's limitations! He was the one harassing me with all the MSN spams for all this years and now just a piece of my mind then say i LCLY and fucked me!!?

NO WAY I AM GOING TO LET HIM LOOSE, FER SHURE'!!

*ps: my replies ahead would be a very offensive one, so please be ready heart soul and mind and feet and hand and whatever if you wish to continue. thank you.*

My replies was::

"What turf! suddenly say i LCLY! C'mon, i don't even know who the hell are you and you have been a spammer to me for all this years. Don't you get tired of it? Hell! Ni nau bu ar, come here and talk na sai with me about Teck Yuan all, you think a give a two shit piece about you ar?! Ma chow hai! Go fuck your own pussy la, oh wait, should be dick but OH WAIT, you don't have one right cause you cry not getting a gf for all this years! I pity you. Have you ever thought of surgery done to your thick and fugly looking face?? That might help you know, not towards me but for chicks and ah gua at chow kit. Ni nau bu ar, don't ever MSN me again else i asked Teck Yuan and his gang to beat you up. Nabeh chow lan jiau ar~"

The moral is, never ever made Victoria Poh angry on her coincidently PMS-ing day. I AM a nice person ok~ Don't judge me according to how i replied to Toro88, that i just blardy pissed off even when i HAVE to type his name. Ok, to safe my own arse, i have decided to paste his picture here!

REMINDER:: THIS IS THE LANJIAU TORO88
SO NOT MY FRIEND/BF/SOMEONE THAT I KNOW/RELATED TO ME.
A TOTAL STUPIDFARKINGANONYMOUSSTRANGER!

*after half an hour find and three friend's pages*



THE FARKING UGLY MSN SPAMMER FUCKTARD!

The Day She Leaves Us

It would be a happy day for me! Lol just joking people Lolwtf~

We did a surprise thing for our FOM lecturer who is going to have a 7 weeks break and she will not be teaching us anymore after that. I, myself, was particularly not in the fancy suave mode towards this teacher and all the hu ha that they made just to create the perfect "Surprise Parting" just isn't my thang too. They want moolah, so moolah i gave. I sometimes think that, it is just a coincident that i am divided to this group and coincidently too that this people love this lecturer.

MUCH COINCIDENCY, NO??

Anyways, took the time and opportunity to camho with teachers, classmates and besttie(fer shure).

the bestties!
I detect massive loads of camho-ers in class so i took the opportunity to be the first! Lol~

The best of the besttie! Lol~
eh goodness! our eyebags ftw! And no, the lekor i managed to resist it and i went hope safely with no fats added! HAHAHA!



a quickie with the teacher and the sporty yet humble clown who finally gave me a "doggie" in which i left it to die in besstie's car! xD



INNOCENT MUCH, NO?? xD



A picture of me and him.
and i am still having this thought that clowns will capture me and then bring me to eerie funny places where there would be eerie colorful colors and then asked me to do stupid tricks that i don't know how to do like pull a hyena out of the hat, etc.

BOTTOM LINE IS...
YOUR'S TRULY HERE IS AFRAID OF CLOWNS.
=X
END OF STORY.



oh! cute! and i have found myself, my elements when i am with this people. It is so much fun and laughters everyday. Not even a day i will go home feeling pissed off or feelings like i want to chop someone's head off.
They are friendly and being overly nice that i sometimes beh ta han! Lol~

While we are busying in front with pictures and clowns and whatsnot, this people are...



GAMBLING WHAT TURF! DIN CALL LA~
"CHOR AR CHORR ARR"
"CHEH! KAM DAI GEH?"
"PASS LO, NGOR DOU MOU.."
"*tut* LEI KAU SAI LO~"
"LAST CARD"

Familiar right people?! Now now~ don't act innocent! Lol~ I sees all you all guilty faces!



IT'S ALRIGHT~, IT'S OKAYY~
"fuah!! lat pai lo! so yau yeng!! chor di need to lat pai geh meh??"



the making of Reddy(my new dog) which will deflate after two weeks! roflmao! xD so pathetic la!



TADAA!! Thus thou was born! And your elements are red thus you shall be named Reddy who will turn bloody after two weeks! xD

I AM SO SO SO INTO RED THIS DAYS! IT SHOUTS SEXAAAYY!

will you piggy reddy to the cardy!
hahaha wtf! so cute!

NONETHELESS...



Thanks for everything and the "guidelines" that you have gave us Miss Wong. If it is not for the existence of your "guidelines", i wouldn't have get B for my Fundamentals of Selling. So more "guidelines" via Facebook or messages ok?! *winks*

Spend Frenzy

I am now (again) officially broke. Ok~ I AM ALWAYS BROKE WHAT TURF!

Finally got my Mp4! No need to use sucky handphone to listen to musics anymore!

My new and white (still) Mp4. Not Ipod la~ If i could afford that then i wouldn't be 24/7 365 days broke ok~



smexy much??!
They have other colors too, namely...
Blue(more like turquoise), black, grey.
PINK OUT OF STOCK! WHAT TURF!

So i thought i wanna grab my new baby a skin protector which is obviously, i wanted a PINK one. Then mahai! Ladyluck don't know flew to where, even the skin is outta stock! No choice but to leave baby naked in the mean time. Hope she don't get Chee Cheong Fun stew, turns into yellowish, or gets scratch when inside my bag and be very patient and stays dandy till i get the pink skin..

I WILL GET IT ASAP!

That something to figure when purchased white stuffs! But white (besides pink) is chio lo!
And the black one, i saw, it is ew! Though i love black. I wear black everyday. So i vowed, my things/accesories/things that i used, if possible, NO BLACK! Cause if not, people will think that i am so dull and some emo siut freak that only adorns black.

Fact that i am not. I am so bubbly! Lol what turf~

Then! Finally i can talk to other people through my phone without using headphones! Muthafuckingly hate China headphones! It's like China people has effing big earhole that they have to design a super large earplug. My earhole not big ok~ The blardy thing always cut into my ears and it's omfg pain!

With the new baby, NO MORE SUFFERINGS!!
AND AND AND~

I IZ CAN HAS TONS OF SONGS STORED IN AND VIDEOS TOO!
OH~ DID I MENTION THAT I CAN STORE GAMES TOO?!
AND AND AND!

I CAN GO ONLINE TOO!
(but i don't know the setting what turf)

CAT FRENZY

I DON'T HATE CATS!

I LOVE CATS!

I STROKE CAT'S HEAD!

I SAFE THEM FROM CARS!

I STEAL STUFFS FROM HOUSE TO FEED THEM!

I GO "AWW" AT CATS!

BUT~



I FUCKING HATE THIS WHITE FAT CAT AT THE CACAO STORE!!!!
HE DOES THE DOG STAND STUNT JUST TO GET MY CHICKEN!!!

WHAT TURF~

Judo-ism Is Back

It has been so so long since i remember myself being in the church's combined service, sitting there at the main sanctuary, listening to choirs practicing their songs and looking at the comical looking coordinator which is that darn talented, looking at ushers walking up and down not doing their thing, speculating the "interior design of the day" and make self comment... sigh~ good old days when i was younger and not that busy.

Brother did not go to church today and so i camho like hell in the car cause i love my hair today! I did not blew it, i did not style it, i din't anything at all today! I woke up, bathe, dressed and the hair dried by itself! Lol~

I



LOVE MY



HAIR!
'Nuff said! Lol~

Later on, rushed to Leisure Mall for the Judo's 9th Eagle Competition which is held regularly once every year. I think. If i am not mistaken that is.
Brother was there for competition. Even though i have tons of assignments awaits and all are partially either half done or quarter done, i still go and ditch my assignments to give my bro moral support! Lol~ I sat and stare only! Lol~ Moral la tu right??! Lol~

Jeng jeng jeng!!
When we arrived, we saw him sitting there talking and we was like "whatt?? sit only??"


the arena.
gosh! I missed those days when i was in the ARENA and winning medals upon medals! I love that feel of victory and i so understand this tweeps that won and can't stop camho-ing which i think that it is quite annoying! Lol~


Milo is always the sponsoring company!! Bored! Why no other company support la! I think when i was Taekwondo-ing and at competitions, i would very much love to have something else except for milo! 100 Plus maybe~ Lol
cause i don't drink Milo.


He cute ar??
Single lo~ I think~ Lol~


Poser what turf
but he lose! lose all! ahaahahahah!!
still posing! Hahahh~
Thin like babi like that! hate!

Then there was scandal! Yes! even at Judo competitions!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lame i know!
The one on top is trying to make the opponent weak so that he can lift and thrust.
But the opponent smart, he hid his hands and curled up like a sleeping hamster! Thus the humping position! Lol what turf


then the award ceremony which my brother had no business of so we went home earlier than what i expected and has been sitting in front here at the computer since then.

KTHXBYE!

you know that i love you,
you know that i want you,
you know that i need you so much more,
more than i had before.

But you ignored.

Tickity Talk Talk

I know when i MIA from blog sphere, i will be "away" for a few days but when i am back, i talk a lot or in this case, i type a lot. There is just so many things that i feel like telling the world today cause i am not ashamed like that what turf.

1)Undone
So~ i procrastinated yet again another whole day today and not doing my assignments! In this case, assignment which is WDM cause i went and check out what is required and i found that it is quite easy and might can finish all up last minute. But i need to download a few things like Photoshop and Dreamweaver, so am downloading now but it is taking like forever!~ So the excuse now is, "The stupid farking thing not downloaded yet!how to do la what turf!!"

2)Emails
I check my emails everyday and maybe like gazillion times perday cause i am so busy and famous like that what turf. No~ i check cause i like to check! Lol~ Joking~ Then i received an email title "Wonderful Scenery". So being the gungho bitch about scenery, i was more that excited and i totally hypervetilate when i saw those awesome picture taken from all parts of the world. Then when i scrolled towards the end, mahai! out came a super scary looking blue color boy/ghost, the one from JU ON that goes "ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" non stop and freaked the shit out of me. cause it is wee hours now. Thank a lot Jia Jiat!

On the other side, i saw this really nice pictures of dessert which made me go hungry now! And to make it fair, i want you all to be hungry with me too! Muahahah!!! so here goes!

There!!! My sweet but sinful love! THE LOVE FOR ICE CREAM YA ALL!! Though i am lactose intolerant but i will still eat this babes! Lol~ I got the sinful love for chocolates too but i though you all might be super bored already cause you get to see but not taste! Later you all lick the screen! Lol~

Finally download reached 50% after 3 hours! FML~