My Turn To Do This Time!

i am not sure whether is it this time of the year that everyone pms-es or is it just me but on every blog that i read has ramblings and rantings. i actually had a lot to ramble and rant and i can do that like uber bitchly but hell no*control chio*! now this is where i will start my ramblings and rantings and if you don't want to hear anything/see your name here, i suggest that you click the X on the top right hand above. chiow and bye!

now for those that are still here and wants to see how Victoria bitches everything out will have a small gift below. yea~reading my rantings and beholding them would eventually get gift. nope, not angpau give away. i don't copy what people do. am not a doggie and so i don't need any owner and i do what a preach so fark off and know me before talk bad about me. don't think that you are so dang good!
*ramblings begun*

first off all, i would like to dedicate this piece of shits to a friend of mine that i finally can't stand what is she doing to me and like to the rest of the world! what turf la but i have suddenly this urge to post her fucking bitchy face her!*tahan victoria*
but not going to do it la since she has fcuking face so i don't want you all to puke.
why is it that everytime YOU wanted an outing, a gathering, YOU will push all the planings to me? why?? do i look like a maid to YOU! what turf weh! bloody hell!
if YOU so want the outing to be as happening as i am, don't say no because that is all the reason you wanted me to do it right?! and i heard YOU said and polished my shoes with it before so no denials! if you are not happening and YOU don't know how to plan stuffs, then just sit at home quietly and wait for people to invite you for outings la... and if people don't then don't start bitching around why people don't call YOU out. if YOU still want to know, YOU're fcuking ugly and thats why! what turf!
now the guy came and say why i spoil sport! damn! what turf lo YOU bitch! YOU bloody lazy to organized then now blame me. and who the heck say i want to go sing k? who the heck say i want to go to Pudu? who the heck say i want to go for movies la?? what turf! don't simply put words into my mouth weh! i put 'carrots' and 'cucumbers' into your mouth for you to 'munch' then you know!
*space and breathe Victoria*
heck, the point is, I am not going and no one is going to make me do it! sent me Prince Charles to beg on his knees also i will kick him away! what turf! spoil my mood for the day!

i just don't get it! why is there so many girls acting so damn not chio leh? bitchy to put it into English. and why must all of them be someone that i know? why??? i am not that bitchy also what!? why la god?!
and i cant stand one of the girl in my church lur~ damn annoying!
he doesn't want to have a beef of you and you already know it so back off la sayang! why is it that i have to be your scapegoat? not really scapegoat la, id' rather put it as messenger.
what turf!
and i don't know your admirer so well so what do you always assume that i am talking with him/chatting with him and messaging with him! and i am not doing any of those sorts! and how the hell i know whether what time he goes online and all??! stop asking already weh! i damn annoyed and nausea whenever i see your message at my phone weh!
do you know that everytime i sees your message, i am so ever tempted to throw/just buried my beautiful phone to the ground! and i cant possibly do that right because i would absolutely asked you for a new one and burn a hole in your pocket! so back off bitch! i have got nothing to do with him and your bloody annoying-ness is the main thing that drives him away.

and by the way! the issue of when i started having bf, how many bfs i had and whether i am still having a boo now is really a nanya ok! who is you to ask weh? so what i have bf now? so what i have 2-5 bf now? if so, you'd think i give one to you?!? heck, give also not to you la deary!*slaps you* Please wake up! and being a girl, dont so pathetic la ok~

and this is to those that has my msn.
whenever you see me put busy, please, if nothing important or you had a itchy rat ass, don't come and scratch it at my msn ok! scratch it some where else! and you know what i hate most, like uberly fuckingly hate*i have to curse now*is that you nudge me! damn fcuky weh! don't nudge can or not?! you will not only make my line lag, although it has been lagging before this and you made it lag-ger, you also bloody make my ears pain weh! and the whole house will hear you stupid nudging! and then mum will start to ask who is that and all those shits! so stop nudging me! i hate it and i WILL DEFINITELY BLOCK you, and oh~ i just did! so what turf! i dont give a bloody itchy rat ass scratch here, i just don't provide that kinda service here. i provide 'legal' service!

please be a bit more smart and there is nothing wrong in being a smarty pants. whenever you msn me or you nudge more than once and i still dont reply you, get into the fucking hard skull now, i MEANT to do that and i MEANT to ignore you! so don't go nudge your bloody way into my cbox! i just hate that so much that i can write a freaking essay about this. damn friggin annoying isn't enough to gather everything into it. and please don't be rude to me! il bitch slap those that does that to me. if i ignore your lame jokes once and that means it is enough. and if you still don't get it and still goes on with it, you're so dead!!! swangzhi shibaru!!
see la, my korean also blargh out already! shit la all this people today!
thankx you all for making my day!! swangzhi ss~

*arrgghhh~feels more relieve*

and now here is the gift! wakau! and it is candid pictures of me. took them after being so mad at peoples today and like i said, is candid so you all are ALLOWED to comment bad things about it and il be so ever sporting to see bad comments.

#1st candid (grayscaled)


#2nd candid (damn angry lo)


#candid 3


#candid 4


# candid 5(if i were a boy)

please enjoy the ramblings and pretend that you know what i was saying ok cause i know only being me will you understand. and for those that terasa, remember this 'siapa makan cili, diala yang terasa pedas' *BM As*
and please write bad about my candid but i quite like candid 3 leh, like so cute! what turf! self proclaim. ngeehehe~
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i had actually promised myself to study harder next semester and that was what i said and promised the sem before and also the sem before but did not work out. but il make sure this time does because, i wanted to study away from KL and Malaysia so so very much but just don't have the moola and the path to start with.
and i learned what is internship from Benjicajess.
and so i have to scrap and path my own road and that is to put my ass to the hardcore life of 'sandpaper'(college, studies). just exactly like what Jess is doing.
anyway, gambateh Jessie deary and good lucks!

p/s: if i had offend anyone tru my ramblings and rantings, heckk! you'd think i'd say sorry?! think again!
p/p/s: can i have a dog mummy?!!!pretty please

I Ate Rubbish

seriously, holidays do me no good and i enjoed it 50/50 actually and not fully 100%.
the first 50% reason would always be~
1) no super duper morning classes and so i don't have to wake up super early and rushes like mad. and be scare to death when the stupid LRT says 'semua penumpang sila beri perhatian, train akan bergerak dengan lebih lambat. harap maaf.'
seriously, i really cant give face to Malaysia's transportation! always need maintainance and they love doing it during peak hours! what turf!

2) i don't have to buff my pretty face with books and homeworks early in the morning at the college's canteen,trying all my utmost best to finish up all the homeworks, assignments that i ignored the night before because i HAVE to go Innit! lolx~what turf people! just joking! in fact, i enjoyed being part of Nuffnang so much that i have the urge to carry my lappie around so that i could be Innit-ing like 24/7. but cannot la~not all places got Wifi. got Wii to teman me only lur~

3) this is the best part of my holiday. i sit in front of the computer all day long! and guess what i did?! who can get this will get angpous from me!!*fat chance*
i am sitting so long here and so close to the lappie that i could get married with it already.*so suave*okok~prolly not that but if i were abit tit bit more beautiful, prolly i would have my own wikipedia already!! ngehehehe~ what turf la you're talking Victoria!*slapsself*

4) i have all the house by myself and yet i still could not figure out whether that is an enjoyment or that is me being all lonely and pathetic with no one to ask me out!! ngeheheheh~*hinthint*
because besides warming up the chair woth my butt, i have to do house chores eh! eh eh eh~not only girls need to stay at home and do all this ok~ in fact, EVERYONE in the household should contribute.

ok~take all the 4 thing and divide with the 50% of my enjoyment la. and now here is my 50% of sad case.
1) staying at house, no college, alone, which means i have no one to talk to would eventually make me deaf. deaf!! you got me! hellloo~ok luckily not deaf yet!
haix~people that noe me would know that Victoria can die if you asked her to shuddup for one whole day!
so poor mum, when she is back, i'l shoot her and talking non stop for just about anything and some times she got so irritated that she just ignored me! what turf!

2) staying at house very very no good because!!! mummy always store loads of food in the house and has this dilemma that she doesn't feed her child well! what turf! she feeds me way too well la! but still all she stores are mostly what i refer to as junk food. things like biscuits and all and plusing the cookies that we make for CNY! so hell a lot left weh! and m so tempted! what turf! and so i eat rubbish at house for meals and that is so unhealthy!!!

i had this for LUNCH! lol what turf right?!


my all time fav! see all the choco and the walnut!so yummy but so FAT! T.T


want to have one??nah nah give you la~wait!
*pops into mouth*
NO MORE!! lolx~

seriously. i don't really like holidays. people read this please slap the hell outta me! ngeheheh~everyone is like ' i want long holidays!!' and here am whining that i hate it and how i wanted to be outta house.
well, that prolly sums up how humans are right??
always so dejavu and life's full of cliche!!

anyway, one's rubbish is another's treasure right?
here, holidays are rubbish to me and so i throw it out now*piak* so come and grab all you want la!! lol what turf! grab all your life also you cant get la!

p/s: i LOVE and ADORE holidays!!
p/p/s: but then again, im great at being a liar!

Random*

what is wrong with blogspot today? i cant even enter to my own blog and NN is needless to say. why today so lag? i am now so bored because it has always been my duty to stalk people's blog early in the morning and help them up ratings! ngehehe~ but today i cant even log into mine! owh what turf! so dang bored now.

nothing to blog about actually but i was thinking of changing my header picture! and i want to pimp my own header but i do not know how! anyone~please help me out and guide me! thankx!
now i am going to go try again whether has the system fully recovered and if not, ahh~ what turf! il just go pimp my hp instead! lolx~
my poor hp, that day i bejeweled 'him' and it turned out not nice! what turf!
and remember how i said i want to reduce myself what turf-ing way too much in blog?~seems like i have to cancel that off! ahahaah~cause i just can stop what turf! is has been like a friggin lingo now and this is a fugly word but what the heck! everyone is using it and now there is ftw, fuck the waffle samo! lolx~
*so kecian the waffle*
*m not going to eat another waffle*

Burn Fats started!

went to Bandar Sri Damansara today which is like super far to where i am staying and i am staying at Cheras. come on people, KL-ians, tell me it is far! and ask me why i go there!
*waiting waiting waiting*
*urrggh, tak boleh tahan already*
and so i must tell! ngehehe! and it has been like a routine, whenever there is a big occasion involving lotsa good foods and you all know how we cant resist it and the more we do, the more we are so ever tempted to get our hands on it!*yumm~ba kua~* sidetracked! earth to Victoria!
like i said, during CNY, we glutton like nobody's business, like there is no tomorrow, like there is no more food, owh, you know what i meant*winks*and after that, here, starts all the dieting.

to all the post that we stalk, we will either see CNY gathering and then followed with 'i want to diet' and things like that! lolx~ mine is no exception! and here, this is going to be the post of ' i want to diet'!
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continuation of me being at Damansara....
i was there just to swim.
and not any other normal swim swim day, this is the swim that i thought would help me lose a few kilos. *laugh histerically*
then my mum said, as if rome is built in just a day! as if you were born yesterday! as if newton figured it out in a day! and all those as if la~ what turf!
in a nut shell, today swimming brings nothing.. meaningless.. just to cheer self up, 'swimming today makes me healthy what!' what turf!ngehehe~

right after swimming supposingly no consuming food for at least 2 hours but i was so dang hungry so we went and to this nothing special looking shop but the food was like fulllaaamaaakkkk! which means makewayforfatstoenter!!! what turf!=.=

my Ipoh Hor Fun + kai shi + wantan.
and it taste.. undescriable! nice la

and then went to my friends house and spent the whole entire evening there watching Travel & Living! lolx~
not that i sua ku at Astro but i just missed it because my mum took down my house Astro because my brother always sticks his butt there and just wouldn't budge off to go study.
resulting...
even kampung house got Astro leh! what turf! and i had only normal tv! shyt!

thanks to Streamyx! although you are shitty, but better than nothing kan?
*ngehehehe*

I miss this two budaks!!

and BOOYAH!! ^^ =P

What Makes To Being Malaysian.

1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?'

14. When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

15. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.

courtesy of email.

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i got that from an email and i found out that out of the 15, at least 13 is very very associated with what malaysians are now this days. and that includes me, myself. and surely you all too~ don't act and say that you are different from me and the rest of the Malaysia population. unless you are a reader that is not a Malaysian la.

no 13 and 14 really really resembles what i had always think of! so i have to change my perspective now to make myself not so Malaysian-ny! ngehehehe~ now only i realise they, i meant we, i meant MALAYSIANS are so bias and errkk~ so unedu! what turf!

nothing against Malaysian, because i am one of them too...^^
do you all agree??

I miss college!

I miss my peeps!

I miss the lecturers!

I miss college's swimming pool!

I miss college's library!

I miss college's food!

I miss sleeping between classes!

I miss ignoring the hell outta Acc lecturer!

I miss those bunch of tweeps that i even forgot their name!

I miss see-ing them gay-ing each other out!

I miss their super farkingly loud and annoying sound!
*they sound like people rape them!*

I miss 'watching' their baby-ish love story and fights!

I miss how certain someone can be so pretty and farking bitchy at the same time!

I miss the looks on those guys that sees pretty girls and blinded!

I miss how they are at making lecturers walk out of the hall!

I miss their laughters even for a stupid joke!

*slaps self*
as if i would miss all those! ok~i do miss the part of my peeps la~ i meant the close ones.
and stop stalking my blog you people! i can see it when you all came here ok! find fault with me but still come and stalk my blog! damn! id' rather my ratings go down than you people coming here and pollute my space!
sooo~~

KACHAAAAAAA~
*not welcome here*

that was so scandalous~*cough cough*

it was so cold today and my aunt was talking about a trip to JP this coming November and that brings chills down my spine. why in the world would she want to go there during winter? go la during summer or autumn...better and nicer and can see more and walk around more. so jakun she want to see snow!
ahahahaha~

and we had steamboaty! my all time favorite!

to show how bored i was today, i went and change my computer's screen saver. the last time one is so damn cheesy and it was actually given by someone that i thought was special but turned out to be spe-sial*an inside joke*and i was stupid enough to enlarge the freaky small picture and it became so many and filled up my screensaver.
got bling bling samo! woah! like so cool~
*what turf*
anyyywayyyy, change to something that is in this pax but i like it.. actually reflects what i am feeling now~

is that a butterfly at my window???


oh!! it;s my screensaver and my new cursor! lolx~

lame.i know~ this is what people become of during college holidays and to people that stays at house and refuses to move ass to go find friends.
so she will end up doing stupid and useless things.

and bebe, this is for you~but cannot see clearly~my fone is like so what turf!

cannot see nicely! the nails that i did~

come to Malaysia lu then i help you do a pinky one to match your cuteness and your nice pinky blog!