Monday, February 2, 2009

What Makes To Being Malaysian.


1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.



2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.



3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.


4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.


5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.


6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.


8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.


9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.


10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.


11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.


12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.


13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?'


14. When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'


15. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.

courtesy of email.
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i got that from an email and i found out that out of the 15, at least 13 is very very associated with what malaysians are now this days. and that includes me, myself. and surely you all too~ don't act and say that you are different from me and the rest of the Malaysia population. unless you are a reader that is not a Malaysian la.

no 13 and 14 really really resembles what i had always think of! so i have to change my perspective now to make myself not so Malaysian-ny! ngehehehe~ now only i realise they, i meant we, i meant MALAYSIANS are so bias and errkk~ so unedu! what turf!

nothing against Malaysian, because i am one of them too...^^
do you all agree??

6 comments:

jasonmighty said...

I got that e-mail too :)

And i agree, almost all the statement are rather true. We may be bias, but hey, some of them really happens...a fact!

no 14..me too...and it happens to most of my Chinese friends who are top students but yet not chosen for scholarship. Instead it was given to Malays who are average. Talking about bias...???

But yes, gotta change our perspective for sure! :)

〤Ecl!5oNz™〤 said...

i got it too...
hahaha...
nice 1...
u make my day... :)

AngelKein♥ said...

teeheee~
i love ang moh.
XP

Voxy said...

@jasonmighty
now that we see that statement it rings something hor~lol
*highfive*
lets change perspective together gether!
dun care la they wna bias with us or not, just knowing that we are better than them and not being bias is just enough*winks*

@ecl!5onz
*winks*happy that i make someones day here!
come back for more yea!

@angel
lol~go marry london bloke la u! lol

cHrIstInA_YY said...

Great post! It really made me laugh, LoL~ Most of them are so true :D Thanks for sharing, sweetie.

Voxy said...

@christina_yy
should thank to the email or rather the sender too~heheh~
happy tht it make your day!

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