Diet Plan

I have been dieting ever since i know that i was/am overly over weight and has not been stopping or procrastinating on the plan ever. I procrastinate a lot but not on this matter, you can have my word and head and butt and br*ea*t on it.

But, i think my effort to diet is backfiring cause i ain't getting any thinner. Well, not up to my standard of "thin" that is. For a hell load of three years what turf and i am still fat. People love to give me face and say "chubby" what turf. FYI people, chubby = fat. Chubby = a polite way to say that that people is fat. Go get a Thesaurus or something people, you will find it, trust me!

Since i have nothing i would say to blog this days, i might just make my blog a diet blog, so to say but really, maybe i should make it like a place where i record what i ate for today and maybe pound on the calories that i consumes for the day. It should be less and lesser calories per each day and if i "ter"increase the calories for that particular day, then really fml!

I exercise. I really do. Well, that is if you meant exercise as in sweating out no matter what you do, point is you SWEAT, then hell yea, i sweat a lot everyday. Like today, i went swimming which is my routine, then i ran around that house taking care of the two nephews and sweats buckets, then i ran up and down the car running errands under the hot sun and i sweat even more..
I can't even remember what i ate today cause it seems like i did not had anything at all for today and as i am typing, my stomach is growling what turf. Must tahan ler~
*ok wait, amnesia healed* I had Pan Mee today, the Ching Tong Pan Mee, now that is not fat riiighhhhttt??? And i had soya bean to wash it all down.

IS SOYA BEAN FATTENING, PEOPLE??! ENLIGHTEN ME ON THIS PEOPLE!!

Mummy say that it is cause it is make out of beans and beans are protein. And body builders consume protein so that they has more energy to work out and to grow super duper big like Incredible Hulk! Lol what turf~ They even spend hundreds just for the protein power. To me protein powder = baby's milk powder, then why don't they just consume baby's milk powder?? Isn't that the SAAAAMMMMEEE??
OK~ back to me.

AM SUPER DUPER DESPERATE TO GET/BE THIN!
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
HOW?