weird~

i have been receiving weird emails from a 22 years old black girl from Senegal, requesting me to be her friends and says that she becomes interested in me.
out of curiosity, i replied her.
her first email goes like this...

"Hello My name is miss Jennifer i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address .I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Jennifer.(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) Please rpely me with my email address here jennifer"

i was kinda touch that she wants to be my friend and with no doubt in mind, i replied her.
and i thought the love that she says is love as in friends love~

" thanks for the willingness to be my friends. where did you get my mail and what profile are you referring to? i would be more than glad to be your friends.
yours sincerely,
victoria."

ok~ that reply went something like that...
and not long.. she replied me back with more details of herself and she really did enclose her picture..
well, i would not be so sure that that was the real picture of herself. because the second letter came like as in she wanted me to know everything about her. and there strike me, isn't she being to overly nice?~ or is it just me?? this is the second letter...

"My Dearest One I am more than happy when i saw your mail.How was your day?,Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal . My name is Jennifer Konte from Ivory Coast in West Africa,5.7ft tall, dark in complexion,22 years old,(never married before) and presently i am residing in the refugee
camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country. My late father Dr Micheal Konte was the managing director of Konte industry (Ltd) and he was the personal advicer to the former head of state (Late Dr Robert Guei) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am living now.I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture and I will send another picture in my next mail. I will also like to see your picture. Hoping to hear from you soonest Jennifer"

notice how she kept referring me as her dearest!!!

and she enclosed a picture of herself too~~

there!! the swindler's face!!
ok~ that place doesn't seem like a refugee camp!!
and she smiles evily. and where the hell she get that camera to take a picture of herself, i will never know!
darn it@@ i hate blacks!!
she got that i-have-nothing-to-do-so-i-swindle-people's face!!!

to this letter, i remember of replying something normal to her as in my dislikes, my likes and my hobbies and that kinda shit stuffs. i even enclosed a picture of myself.. i wonder, will she ever use the picture of mine to swindle other people???!!! GOD!!! my beautiful image!!!
so people, beware!! Me, Victoria Poh wouldnt do such a thing and if you receive a mail that consist of my face, obviously, it is not me!!! alert!!!

the next letter is where the nonsense began and this is where i feel that there is seriously something wrong about this chick!!

"Dearest Sweetheart
I am very very happy to see your reply to my mail .. How are your today? How was the night, hope fine? Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal. In this camp were

we are not allowed to go out of the camp It's just like one staying in the prison and i hope by God's grace i will come out here soon. I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to, all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Reverend
David Jones, who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in

the camp,he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp

have two hostels one for men the other for women. The Pastor's Tel number is (00221772418069) When you call tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilledge to any thing be it money or whatever

because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the traggic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Listen to this i have my late father's Certificate Deposit of account,
and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading

bank in europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $6.5M (Six Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars). So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travelling document sand air ticket to come over to meet with you. I kept this secret to people in this camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.because i

am afraid to loose this money if they gets to know about it. So, in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest andunderstanding people,truthful and a man of

vision,truth and hardworking. My favourite language is english but our language is french but i speak english very fluently. Mean while i will like you to call me when you have chance, Because i have allot to tell you.Have a nice day and think about me.
Awaiting to hear from you soonest
Yours forever in love
Jennifer"

the third letter was an awfully long one because she was telling me about everything, do know whether true or not, you all read it for yourself la~

barrr~~barrfff~~ she always say "yours forever in love" damn it!!! i am not a guy la~~
thus i replied something like i am not willing to help her, i do not understand her situation of being a refugee because obviously we don't have that kinda thing here in Malaysia. i told her that i would be willing to be friends with her but helping her out of the country will be a big no~~ bla bla bla~~
till this part, all that reads this would prolly think "how stupid can victoria be??" or " victoria too free is it, that she would reply this kinda email?!"
whatevf that you all think, i was actually trying to be polite and reply people's sincerity but heck!! this is what i get in return!! bloody swindler!! and this is the mail that i got today after all that blunt reply that i gave her.. god!!!

"Hello Darling, Good morning my dear and how are you doing today with hope all is well and fine thanks be to God almighty who gives you health in more abundantly. I thank you once again for your kindness towards me. I trust you dear that is why i am giving you all this information My hope is for you and you alone,i will like to hear your voice and please take care of your self and aways dream about me. I have also informed the bank about my plans to claim this money and the only thing they told me is to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my refugee status and the laws of this country. will be managed by you in any business of your choice. while i will continue my study over there dearest. l will like you to contact the bank immediately with this information, tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me transfer my $ 6.5million dollars deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin. The contact information of the bank are as follows, BARCAYS BANK OF LONDON 1 Churchill Place, London, E14 5HP. Bank Email addresses, barclaysbankofscotland@inMail24.com barclaysbankofscotland@yahoo.com Tel: (+44-7031-807-001-) Fax: (+44-703-183-9506 / +44-7031839506) Account Number 09000750006061 The name of the transfer officer is Mr. David Raymond Telephone number (++44-703-180-7034) Contact them now on how to transfer the $6.5million dollars deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin. My dear i am glad that God has brought you to help me out from this situation and i promise to be kind and will equally need you in every area of my life plus investing this money since i am still too young to manage it. As i told you before, this camp is just like a prison and my prayer is to move out from here as soon as possible. Please make sure that you contact the bank for more information ok. Below is the mail you will send to the bank, just copy and send the mail to the bank. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Yours for ever in love, Jennifer"

there!! damn it!! yea~ she really meant it, she even gave me this bank account thing and even address to god knows where!!! and phone numbers!!
hey people, why don't you all try it out?!!
she is the kin of 6.5 million dollars you know!! i would seriously encourage guys that are dumb enough and have the guts to try it out, she might marry you and you can shake legs your entire next 3-4 generations!!!
and i just replied her very very bluntly!

i told her that i want nothing to do with you anymore and i am not keen to being your friend anymore....bla bla bla... go swindle some other people and invade their mails...blabla blabla bla bla~~
hope bloody hell that she wouldn't reply because i told her off that i wouldnt even reply her and wouldnt even bother to open her emails.
heck!!!